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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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