Vote this down and get DOXED

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Oh s***

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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