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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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