- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??