- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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