- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

no really what are ur names?

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

cancer

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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