- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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