- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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