- Anti Joke

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."