Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

why are black people so fast? because there black

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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