Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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