- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

I literally died laughing

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

guess what? bannanas

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??