- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Barack Obama.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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