- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Barack Obama.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Your mom is so old she died

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

This is not a joke.

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