- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

justin beiber sucks

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

No antijoke here.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Face...tastes like chicken!

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