- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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