prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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