joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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the lemon was sweet.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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