a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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