- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What has two legs? Half a cat

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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