roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

I read the terms of service.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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