Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Ron Paul for President!

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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