How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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