Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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I love you

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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