- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Don't believe in Atheists.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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