- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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