What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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the NAACP

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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I literally died laughing

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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