- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What is green and slow Grass.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

civil rights

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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