- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."