- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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