a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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