The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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My spelling is horrible

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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