- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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