What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A American seeking into mexico

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Pickles are moist.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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