- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

The chickens have become self-aware!

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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