- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Knock Knock. Not home.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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