a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's 9+10? 19

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Suck pussy

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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