Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...