- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Women's Rights..

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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