- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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