- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

how do you call someone? use a phone

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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