Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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