Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Granny porn!

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Knock Knock Who's there

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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