Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock knock.

Jeff

Grace Ackerson

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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