- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why dont they make black forks

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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