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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

I hate blackniggers

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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