What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

"Knock knock" Come in!

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

the redsox

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What comes after 69? 70

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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