- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Your girlfriend.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

hi

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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