Yo Mama just died.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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