- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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