- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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