- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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