- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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