womens rights.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A women left the kitchen.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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