- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Charlie Sheen is winning

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

joke under this line wins _________________________

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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