What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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