Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Eric is gay Ha

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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black chicken. kfc

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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