- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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