- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

How old are you? 7

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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