What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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