- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

guess what>? your mum lol

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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