how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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hi jonny

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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