Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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