-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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