- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Who's on first? Garvey.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

a man was shot.... he died

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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