The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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