what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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