Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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I like touching my boobs

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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