- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Penis

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

make me a sandwich! what kind?

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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