One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Justin's life

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Mogok Papiti.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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there was once a jew

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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