- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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