- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

black people

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

were at work systems r down

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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