- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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