- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

whats worse than a kane nothing

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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