Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Please don't shoot me

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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A van drives into a car.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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