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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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