why did the black guy die? cancer

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Your mom.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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