- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Waffles ate my grandma

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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