Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Sam Hengal.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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