- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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