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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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