Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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