White NBA players.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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