What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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antijoke is the best website.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Granny porn!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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