- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Communism hehe xd

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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