- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

How about that airline food?

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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