- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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