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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Guest what in the butt

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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