A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

WILLY

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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