- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Major League Soccer

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What is the name of the car? What

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

knock knock who's there ?

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