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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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