- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Albert your flies undone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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