How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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