What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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