- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

my penis

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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